Diaper-wearing monkey attacks employee in parking lot
Disposable diapers give monkeys super powers. I mean...everyone knows this!
A diaper-wearing monkey went crazy on an employee from Walmart in Ohio after it escaped from its owner's parked car.
The employee was attacked when he tried to remove the monkey from the shopping carts, where the pet was playing.
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A customer who was parked in their car witnessed the incident and caught the moment on camera. It's not every day you see a monkey is disposable diapers attack, someone. In a parking lot.
"Let him go, let him go, let him go," a woman, presumed to be the monkey's owner, yells at the Walmart employee. "If he bites you, they will put him down."