Darren Maule for Mayor!
Zandile Gumede is out, and that means a position has opened up for a new boss of eThekwini. Who better than Darren Maule?
Listen to the audio and read the details below:
Here is his official message to the PEC:
Dear ANC PEC, or Sihle Zikalala the ANC KZN Premier,
Apart from passing bills that prioritise housing, food, and quality education, fixing infrastructure, finally securing Durban's position as the No. 1 tourist destination in Africa, finding the best possible talent and complete elimination of corruption, cronyism, nepotism, and poor governance, my top qualities for eThekwini Mayor are:
- I have my own house and car so won’t put any more stress on taxpayers.
- I can MC my own events and I don’t have to outsource.
- I have a Nunu dog so no need for extra security.
- The City has been known for renaming things willy nilly, I’m quite good at renaming things.
- My daughter comes second in athletics so the rest of the community can experience victory.
- My ministers of sport and exercise Sky & Keri will ensure a fit healthy and happy community.
- I have a dad bod so you won't catch me emboiled in any kind of naughty sex scandal.
- We will get plastic roads in the suburbs made from recycled plastic.
- Four-day work week with a three-day weekend.
Also read: Darren Maule's message to the ruling party
Perfect, right? We think he will be the next mayor on just these points. Does he have your vote?